The Cajun Cheesehead Chronicles
Mr. Darcy’s P&P POV (the abridged version)
Part 7
Greetings, folks. Jack Caldwell here. This is Part 7 of my little work-in-process. For Part 1, go here, Part 2, here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, Part 5 here, Part 6 here.
The completed story will be eventually posted in its entirety at Austen Authors’ The Writers Block and at my own Ramblings of a Cajun in Exile. But you don’t want to wait until then, do you?
Remember, comments are required.
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PART 7
Chapter 30 –
Miss Elizabeth is here? At Rosings Park? I cannot believe it!
For the last four months, I have struggled to rid my mind of the memory of her light and pleasing figure, refreshingly pretty face, amusingly impertinent remarks, and enchanting eyes. She is too low for Pemberley, I reminded myself time and again. Her family is beyond ridiculous. Just when I believed myself successful, just when she stopped haunting my dreams, I am thrust into her company again.
Miss Elizabeth’s idiot cousin, Mr. Collins, was exceedingly thankful that Fitzwilliam and I would condescend to call upon the parsonage. Fool—as if anything could stop me! Like a moth to a flame, I am drawn to Miss Elizabeth’s fiery gaze.
Miss Elizabeth was surprised to see me; that is certain. In my turn, I was surprised to learn the identity of Mr. Collins’s wife. I thought Miss Lucas to be a sensible lady, but one can never tell. As usual, my wits failed me in Miss Elizabeth’s company; I am too captivated by her. I make a couple of inane comments to Mrs. Collins about the cottage and gardens before falling silent. Fitzwilliam, blast him, has no impediment and is his usually charming self. I could throttle him.
Finally, I collect myself sufficiently to inquire of Miss Elizabeth about her family. She assures me they are well and asks whether I have seen Miss Jane Bennet in Town.
I nearly swallow my tongue, but I reply in a reasonably calm manner that I never had the opportunity to meet her there. Oh, I hate lying, but there is nothing for it! I certainly cannot injure Miss Elizabeth by telling her I kept the knowledge of Miss Bennet’s being in Town from Bingley. I am satisfied that what I said is entirely truthful—although not the whole truth.
Gad, my stomach pains me. It must be my breakfast.
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Chapter 31 –
Miss Elizabeth has come to Rosings for dinner along with the Collinses. Once more I am struck dumb in her presence. How can it be that a mere country miss can so discombobulate me?
No, that cannot be. It is my aunt’s attendance that stays my tongue. Yes, that is it. Aunt Catherine is on again about my marrying my cousin Anne. Gad! Have I not dropped enough hints and clues in the last ten years that I shall never marry my sickly cousin? My aunt hears nothing but what pleases her. She is relentless and would be most unpleasant to any young woman who caught my eye. I must protect Miss Elizabeth from her wrath.
Unfortunately, Fitzwilliam feels no such restriction. Look at him, shamelessly flirting with Miss Elizabeth! If I did not know that his style of living—which I help augment—precludes him from making her an offer, I should be worried. But it is exceedingly irritating to watch.
What’s that, Aunt—music? “Yes, Lady Catherine. Georgiana is enjoying her music, and I have the very great pleasure of listening to her performance.” Of course Georgiana practices, Aunt! How should she become so proficient if she did not? Thank God her music helps her with her distress.
“I have told Miss Bennet several times that she will never play really well unless she practices more,” says my aunt, “and though Mrs. Collins has no instrument, she is very welcome, as I have often told her, to come to Rosings every day, and play on the pianoforte in Mrs. Jenkinson’s room. She would be in nobody’s way, you know, in that part of the house.”
What? Oh, good Lord, how can you so cavalierly insult a guest, Aunt? Only a lifetime of good breeding prevents me from making a scene!
Over coffee, Miss Elizabeth takes to the instrument with Fitzwilliam’s assistance. Aunt Catherine is talking over her performance. I shall go to her.
The minx smiles as she plays. “You mean to frighten me, Mr. Darcy, by coming in all this state to hear me? But I will not be alarmed, though your sister does play so well. There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises with every attempt to intimidate me.”
You are brave, Elizabeth, and clever. I hide my grin from the others. “I shall not say that you are mistaken, because you could not really believe me to entertain any design of alarming you, and I have had the pleasure of your acquaintance long enough to know that you find great enjoyment in occasionally professing opinions which in fact are not your own.”
Elizabeth laughs heartily—a sound as pretty as her playing—and turns to Fitzwilliam. “Your cousin will give you a very pretty notion of me and teach you not to believe a word I say! I am particularly unlucky in meeting with a person so well able to expose my real character in a part of the world where I had hoped to pass myself off with some degree of credit.” She turns her fine eyes to me. “Indeed, Mr. Darcy, it is very ungenerous of you to mention all that you knew to my disadvantage in Hertfordshire—and, give me leave to say, very impolitic too—for it is provoking me to retaliate, and such things may come out as will shock your relations to hear.”
I can never be afraid of her and tell her so.
“Pray let me hear what you have to accuse him of,” cries Fitzwilliam. “I should like to know how he behaves among strangers.”
So you would, would you, Cuz? Shall I tell her how you behave among tavern girls in Spain?
A mischievous glint is in Elizabeth’s eyes. “You shall hear then—but prepare yourself for something very dreadful. The first time of my ever seeing him in Hertfordshire, you must know, was at a ball—and at this ball, what do you think he did? He danced only four dances! I am sorry to pain you—but so it was. He danced only four dances though gentlemen were scarce, and to my certain knowledge, more than one young lady was sitting down in want of a partner.” She turns to me. “Mr. Darcy, you cannot deny the fact.”
I am a little wounded at this. “I had not at that time the honor of knowing any lady in the assembly beyond my own party.” I am not given to exhibition, Elizabeth!
“True, and nobody can ever be introduced in a ball room.” Ouch, that hurt. “Well, Colonel Fitzwilliam, what do I play next? My fingers wait your orders.”
I try to justify myself. “Perhaps, I should have judged better had I sought an introduction, but I am ill qualified to recommend myself to strangers.”
“Shall we ask your cousin the reason of this?” says Elizabeth, still addressing Fitzwilliam. “Shall we ask him why a man of sense and education, and who has lived in the world, is ill qualified to recommend himself to strangers?”
Fitzwilliam grins, blast him. “I can answer your question without applying to him. It is because he will not give himself the trouble.” Thank you, traitor. Perhaps I ought to charge you for drinking my port in the future.
I explain to Elizabeth, “I certainly have not the talent, which some people possess, of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done.” I glare at Fitzwilliam. There is nothing wrong with being reserved. More gentlemen should follow my example, particularly those who wear the king’s uniform!
Elizabeth looks down as she continues to play. “My fingers do not move over this instrument in the masterly manner which I see so many women’s do. They have not the same force or rapidity, and do not produce the same expression. But then, I have always supposed it to be my own fault—because I would not take the trouble of practicing. It is not that I do not believe my fingers as capable as any other woman’s of superior execution.”
Touché. “You are perfectly right. You have employed your time much better. No one admitted to the privilege of hearing you can think anything wanting.” I smile. “We neither of us perform to strangers.”
Blast it, I have tarried too long by the siren’s side. Lady Catherine calls me over, and I can tell she is suspicious. While I cannot have any designs on Elizabeth, I must not give my aunt any cause to disparage her. I must be content to enjoy Elizabeth’s performance from afar.
Whoa. When did she become “Elizabeth” to me?
After our guests leave, I consider this long into the night.
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TO BE CONTINUED…
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It takes a real man to write historical fiction, so let me tell you a story.
Jack Caldwell
Jack Caldwell -- The Cajun Cheesehead -- is an author, amateur historian, professional economic developer, playwright, and like many Cajuns, a darn good cook. He is the author of PEMBERLEY RANCH, THE THREE COLONELS, and MR. DARCY CAME TO DINNER.
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Wonderful Jack!
I hadn’t read any of the preceding installments so I went back and read them first leading up to this part. Which I would have to say is my favourite so far
A man’s view of Darcy’s POV is definitely a treat. Thank you and I look forward to the next nstallment.
Others have done this, and some have done a masterful job of it. My take is a little different, just like me. The words coming out of Darcy’s mouth will be Regency, but his thoughts will be “translated” for modern audiences.
Haha yes it is different and very entertaining!
Sorry, but it doesn’t make sense to me that a logical man like Darcy would want to protect Elizabeth from being disparaged by Lady Catherine, yet label her as “too low for Pemberley”, a minx and a siren. He thinks her circumstances make her unsuitable but I don’t believe he would belittle her so unfairly this way. These insults are more what we’d expect from the two-faced Wickham than from Darcy.
In my–and Darcy’s–mind, “minx” and “siren” are not insults. These words are reflections of his attraction to Elizabeth. (This might be TMI, but I love it when my wife acts a bit of a minx around me!)
As for being “too low for Pemberley,” Darcy is expected to marry someone that will bring wealth and connections to the family–two things Elizabeth will not, no matter how pretty she is.
Darcy’s great struggle in P&P is to overcome this expectation, follow his heart, and offer for the dowerless daughter of a country squire of £2000 a year.
Perfect, Jack! Sadly, Jane Austen never had the chance to talk with a Cajun Cheesehead who could explain Darcy’s thinking to her. The male brain is very mysterious….
Now, will you tell us what Darcy and Anne talk about during these few weeks? Surely, he’s not able to completely avoid speaking with her.
The male brain is mysterious? Really? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
Men are logical and predictable–just ask Henry Higgins.
I am enjoying Darcy’s POV, Jack! As always, looking forward to the next installment! Thanks!
Thank you, Jakki. Happy New Year.
Jack, I love the voice of your inner Darcy. There’s something about the way you write the interactions between the gentlemen that just captivates and enthralls me. (Perhaps it’s because you ARE a man… Nah! Can’t be that, can it?)
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and that the new year brings you and Barbara much joy.
(Perhaps it’s because you ARE a man… Nah! Can’t be that, can it?)
Well, I AM a man–at least I was when last I checked.
There have been times when I wished I could be a man, even for a day. There are some things that seem to come so easy to you guys, not to mention you get to do things that ladies just can’t get away with.
Sweet. I hadn’t read any of this before. It’s great. Definitely start charging for that port, Darcy.
The Col is way too smooth for his own good in this part. Thanks Jack! And all the best for the new year.
Trouble from the loud-mouthed plot device (AKA Col. Fitzwilliam) continues in the next installment.
Very well written, Jack. It’s good to hear a man’s view of the same story as I’m accustomed to reading romance novels written by woman. Like the others I’m really looking forward to your next post.
Y’know, men invented the romance novel, but let’s not get into that. Instead, please accept my thanks for you lovely comment!
I love getting Darcy’s reactions when Lizzy and the Colonel are ragging on him. So fun!
I agree, Monica. Love the interactions between Darcy, Elizabeth, and the Colonel.
Monica & Regina — Yeah, the LMPD (loud-mouthed plot device) certainly adds spice to the mix, doesn’t he? Thanks!
I love getting into Darcy’s head and you have done his POV wonderfully! So fun to see the interactions between Darcy, Elizabeth and Colonel Fitzwilliam. I look forward to more Colonel Fitzwilliam, too!
Tune in next time.
I love reading from Darcy’s pov. Gives insight into him. Love it!
Well, insight into him, or me, or somebody…
Great Mr Darcy as always
Thank you.
Love it!!! I’ve always enjoyed the scene where Lizzy and the Colonel pick on Darcy and this was excellent. I especially love the line:
Whoa. When did she become “Elizabeth” to me?
I can just imagine this thought striking Darcy out of nowhere and him having NO idea what to do or think about it
Thanks for sharing and I look forward to the rest of the story
There has to be an “a-ha” moment when Darcy stops resisting Elizabeth and begins to come to the conclusion that he wants to marry her. I believe this happens at Rosings.
Jack:
I love reading from Darcy’s point of view, and you are doing a wonderful job of it. Hearing his inner thoughts gives us more of a perspective of the real Mr. Darcy – shy instead of proud. I’m anxious to read more!
Thanks for the comment. I really don’t see Darcy as shy. He’s reserved. By inclination and training, he doesn’t speak much to strangers or casual acquaintances. He thinks it’s bad form to “rattle about” (see Frank Churchill). Others, who do not know him, see this as being proud.
The reason Darcy believes Elizabeth is aware of his admiration is because he is initiating conversations with her. It never occurs to him that she has no idea of this part of his character.