P&P200: Caroline explains it all…

Caroline Bingley awoke in time to hear the dawn chorus, should she have gone out into the early morning mists. But she did not hear it, nor did she hear anything else as she stared up at the canopy over her head. Mr. Darcy was gone… he was now married to that simpering little milk maid, Elizabeth Bennet. God, what a fool he was! They would be miserable within a month.

She pulled her coverlet up over her shoulders, trying to stop the shivering that had shaken her all night. She could not believe that he had actually gone through with it. Elizabeth Bennet had nothing… NOTHING to offer him in the way of breeding, education, or beauty that she did not have. Not to mention her dowry, an area where the Bennet’s were clearly inferior.

At eight o’clock her maid brought in her chocolate and bread and butter, but her mouth felt like a cold, week-old fireplace, the taste of ashes choking her.

Bad enough that her brother had married the prissy Jane Bennet! But her brother was sometimes a fool… if he did not have a pleasing personality no one in London would have anything to do with him… and then where would Louisa and she have been?

Might as well get up… Louisa and Mr. Hurst would be coming down for breakfast soon.

When she came down in her morning dress, hair as impeccable as always, the Hursts had already sat down with their plates.

“Well, good morning Caroline!” Louisa chirped, looking disgustingly fresh for the early hour.

“Good morning, sister,” Caroline responded dully.

“You look like you celebrated too much after the wedding yesterday.” Louisa simpered at her.

“I beg your pardon?” Caroline responded, a touch of acid in her voice.

“You heard me, sister. Now Darcy is gone, bedded down with that pasty-faced wench, and does not even remember you exist. It is time you faced facts.” Louisa sent calmly on with her tea and toast.

“How dare you? I do not care this much for Mr. Darcy.” She snapped her fingers at her sister. “I do not need your vulgar tongue to make me ‘face facts’, as you call it. No man who would prefer Elizabeth Bennet to me is even worth knowing.”

“Except for his contacts in the ton.”

“I suppose. Georgiana is worth knowing, however, no matter how naive and guileless she is.”

“What did you think of the wedding, sister?” Louisa’s face sneered at her sister’s unconcealed distress. Caroline pulled herself together and shrugged.

“Charles looked well. I like that coat he wore. The Miss Bennets gowns were nothing special… probably made by the local seamstress in Longbourn village.” She managed to snicker and Louisa laughed with her.

“And the mother! Have you ever seen so many ribbons and so much lace!  I am surprised she could walk!”

They both went back to their breakfast, and Caroline’s thoughts turned back to Darcy, his face ardent and intense as he undressed his bride on their wedding night. She felt her gorge rise and rose abruptly.

“I do not feel well this morning, Louisa. I believe I have a megrim coming on. Please excuse me…I am going up to lie down.”

“Of course, Caroline. I hope you feel better soon.”

Caroline gave her a ghastly smile and climbed the stairs, trying to block out the vision of the Darcys’ wedding night.

 

C. Allyn Pierson

C. Allyn Pierson is a practicing physician and novelist. She is interested in Regency culture, history and medicine

21 Responses to P&P200: Caroline explains it all…

  • Carole says:

    The two sisters are quick to criticize others and be snarky to each other but don’t look too deep at themselves. I think they they are afraid they will find themselves wanting. I’m not surprised Caroline was feeling ill the day after. You have captured her and Louisa well. Thank you!

  • Not surprising Caroline has a headache, and if she doesn’t actually have one, she’d have to invent one to get out of facing the world and her own disappointed hopes!

  • Monica P says:

    Wow, what a nice sister Louisa is, to rub it in her face like that first thing the next morning. She’s right that Caroline needs to.face facts but sheesh – these two make me think sometimes that Charles must’ve been adopted. Lol

  • blodeuedd says:

    Caroline is such a , well I will not say it but she is

  • Julie Freeman says:

    I always thought Lousia would ultimately be the bigger (fill in word here).

  • Lisa S says:

    Wow! Louisa is quite the shrew, isn’t she? Not a bit of kindness or sympathy to extend to her sister?? She actually makes me feel a bit of sympathy for Caroline. Quite the feat.

    Thanks!

  • I think Caroline and Louisa were raised by wolves…it would explain their predatory behavior.

    • JuneA** says:

      AHA! That explains everything then! They were stolen from their loving family by gypsies and sold to a pack of wolves! :lol:

  • BeckyC says:

    “You look like you celebrated too much after the wedding yesterday.” Go Louisa!

  • Mita says:

    Oooh! Such rancour!

  • suzan says:

    I loved the part where she insinuated too much celebration the day before. Louisa does have a spark of wit after all. I love that she was mean at first. No doubt Caroline has made parts of their lives miserable. Too bad Louisa didn’t hold up tho’ or at least turn nice. I was hoping she wouldn’t be back on the bandwagon bad mouthing everyone else again with Caroline. Aw well, things do change.

  • Sophia Rose says:

    Bitter a little, Caro? She needs to re-evaluate and move-on, but it doesn’t look like she even knows how not that having an equally sniping sister will offer encouragement to change. This will sound odd but I feel sorry for her.

    Thanks!

  • JuneA** says:

    I really have to work hard at feeling sorry for Caroline…and Louisa! What has happened in their lives to make them so different than Charles? I really hope that Jane’s serene influence helps!

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    WONDERFUL POST!

  • Danielle C says:

    So it seems the sisters are identical in personalities. :mrgreen:

  • Patricia Finnegan says:

    Louisa I feel is the better sister out of the two of them.

  • Why do I have this image of the Kardashian sisters bitching about the one-that-got-away while I read this vignette?

  • Stephanie L says:

    I always think Louisa has a license to be snarky on occasion since she had the lazy husband AND the hateful sister but you know I think they’re two birds of a feather. LOL Poor Caro, having to envision an ardent Darcy with someone else…migraine indeed.

  • Kat says:

    Interesting response. Intriguing reading. Thanks

  • Oh, yes! These days Caroline and Louisa Would have their own reality TV show! Can you imagine what that would be like?

  • Oh, Susan, a reality show with all the “Losers” from Austen’s novels would be grand. It would be a Regency era “Real World.”

  • Krista says:

    I feel in so many ways this is how we would all act if the man we thought we loved married another, now I don’t really care for Caroline but you have to admit she is very entertaining and she is behaving in typical nature for a woman scorned. Love it thanks

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