Jane Austen and the Were-Platypus in the Wild…

Vera Nazarian

As I am writing this, I am getting ready for surgery.

As you are reading this, I am hopefully recovering from just having had some of my major inner “moving parts” removed, like an engine being gutted (so long, uterus, ovaries, and fibroids with abnormal pre-cancer cells), and hopefully I will feel a whole lot better (and a whole lot lighter) the next time I have a chance to post.

In the meantime, let me just say how odd it is to have a recent book release at the same time as a major medical procedure (and being laid up for weeks afterward)….

I am not really able to do as much book promotion as I normally would to help my newborn book “baby” along, and so I must rely on all of you to help me out at a tough time (not to mention all those terrifying, upcoming, monstrous medical bills—I am uninsured).

I’ve put my heart and soul (and sweat and sleepless nights, and yes, several intense laughing fits) into Pride and Platypus: Mr. Darcy’s Dreadful Secret, and hopefully it shows when you pick up your copy.

Pride and Platypus: Mr. Darcy's Dreadful Secret

Pride and Platypus: Mr. Darcy’s Dreadful Secret

If you prefer a trade paperback or a Kindle ebook, either edition will give you all the fun interior features—500 pages worth of joy and laughter, hilarious illustrations, unbelievably hysterical Scholarly Footnotes (you have got to see them to believe it; trust me on this, I think I’ve really surpassed myself this time around), amazing Appendices, and plenty of plot surprises, twists and turns along the way.

And… did I mention there is the entire wild animal kingdom of Australia? Oh, yes! Who says that Austen and Australia don’t mix?

And did I mention, there’s that certain everyone’s favorite attractive gentleman in a wet shirt?

As I tell you all this, I am also very anxious…. You see, while my Pride and Platypus might at last be out in the wilds, taking the publishing world by storm (and kangaroo stampede) and showing up in various online and other bookstores, I have not yet seen a copy myself! That’s because my own box of paperback copies is still in the mail, on its way to me, and will likely arrive while I am still in the hospital! So yes, most of you who have bought your copies will have a chance to see it before I do!

“Naturally, I stuck my hand between the bars...”  -- Illustration from Pride and Platypus

“Naturally, I stuck my hand between the bars…” –Illustration from Pride and Platypus

And now, even though I still have to do a whole lot of these things to get ready for surgery (including drinking a whole bottle of poop-inducing medicine tomorrow, and pre-surgery phone calls with a nurse to make sure I am a good candidate for anesthesia), I keep on checking Amazon and B&N like a typical crazed author, to see if the sales rank has changed and if one of you out there has bought another copy!

So, here is what all of you can do, besides your good thoughts and prayers (all of which I really appreciate!):

  • Buy a copy of Pride and Platypus for yourself and a friend (a fan of Jane Austen, or simply a fan of wit and laughter).

If you are not able to buy right now, then:

  • Tell your local library to order a copy or two!
  • Tell your local bookstore to carry it if it’s not in stock.
  • Tell your friends, family, and co-workers about this great and funny book.
  • Share this very blog post (a click is all it takes!) on Twitter, Facebook, etc.
"Use the parasol, stupid girl!” shrieked Lady Catherine.  --illustration from Pride and Platypus

“Use the parasol, stupid girl!” shrieked Lady Catherine. –Illustration from Pride and Platypus

And if you’ve read it already, please don’t forget to:

  • Post a review on Amazon, Goodreads, LibraryThing, Shelfari, etc.—every review helps immensely!

So go out there, and—while I recuperate and get better—please be my wonderful, generous, amazing reader army, and spread the delight and the laughter!

Thank you for all your support, dear friends!

 

Vera Nazarian

VERA NAZARIAN is a two-time Nebula Award Nominee, award-winning artist, and member of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a writer and reader with a penchant for moral fables and stories of intense wonder, true love, and intricacy.

18 Responses to Jane Austen and the Were-Platypus in the Wild…

  • Patricia Finnegan says:

    Feel better soon!

  • blodeuedd says:

    I hope you will feel better soon!

  • Karana says:

    I wish you a speedy, uncomplicated recovery.

  • Monica P says:

    I’m glad you’re doing well after your surgery and hope you have lots of people to dote on you while you recuperate. I look forward to reading Pride & Platypus (I’m so in that mood to read a P&P story that’s funny), and will make sure to request it for my library.

    • Thanks so much, Monica!

      And do tell your library, that’s a great idea! that way you don’t need to spend any money, and the book gets read and seen and enjoyed by several people! :-)

  • Mary Ellen says:

    Hope you are on the mend. Have just
    Downloaded your book to my kindle.
    Feel better soon.

  • suzan says:

    I’ll ask my library too at the moment. I’m trying to pack up most of my books to move so I don’t want to lose anything. I am thinking something fun and funny would be right up my alley right now.

    I think you will feel much better. Had that surgery and tho’ recovery can take awhile I have never looked back and regretted it. I’ve enjoyed not having all the issues, so I’m hoping you have the same experience. Happy Mending!

  • Vera, as always, your post made me smile, even though this particular post is riddled with bad as well as good. I hope you’re feeling well and that your recovery is comfortable and speedy. I’ll be thinking happy thoughts of you and your book. I can’t wait to treat myself – I’ve been looking forward to Pride and Platypus for a long time now!

    Take care of yourself, Vera!

    • Thanks so much, Susan! Things are on the mend here, I am am definitely resting up, and not overdoing work on the computer — sort of going back and forth between a little online presence and crawling back into bed every few hours, and slowly lugging myself around the house with some difficulty… But, it’s all good! :-)

      Enjoy the Platypus! :-)

  • Kat says:

    Wishing you an uncomplicated recovery. I’m off to amazon now!

  • Vera, I wish you a continued recovery.
    Your latest efforts will bring us a new way of looking at Mr. Darcy, and that’s what all Jane Austen fans desire.

  • Lúthien84 says:

    I’m sorry to hear that. Hope you will recover soon and get some good rest. God bless you!

    I will recommend your book to my colleague who is a merchandiser at the bookstore where I work.

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