In Want of a Hero

In Want of a Hero

I chose the following delightful quote from Emma as the epigraph for my new release, Miss Elizabeth Bennet: Where the Heart Lives.

A man would always wish to give a woman a better home than the one he takes her from; and he who can do it, where there is no doubt of her regard, must, I think, be the happiest of mortals.”

When I came across it in my quest to find the perfect quote to reflect the theme of my story, I believe I only thought of Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth and their journey to happy ever after.

Upon later reflection, however, I find that I can also imagine Mr. Collins thinking those exact sentiments. He did, after all, propose to Elizabeth with absolutely no doubt of a favorable reply.

While Mr. Collins does not immediately come to my mind when I think of dashing heroes, I must admit that I adore this line:

“And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection.”

Admit it. Is such a line not absolutely swoon worthy? Couldn’t Darcy have just as well uttered words of a strikingly similar vein during his initial proposal in Hunsford?

As for doubting Elizabeth’s regard, Collins, despite repeated rebuttals from the lady whom he had singled you out as the companion of his future life almost as soon as he made her acquaintance, had this to say:

“You must give me leave to flatter myself, my dear cousin, that your refusal of my addresses is merely words of course. My reasons for believing it are briefly these: It does not appear to me that my hand is unworthy of your acceptance, or that the establishment I can offer would be any other than highly desirable.”

No doubt, Mr. Collins thought very highly of himself and all he had to offer his fair cousin. And why wouldn’t he?

How can anyone help but admire the gentleman’s persistence?

“When I do myself the honor of speaking to you next on the subject, I shall hope to receive a more favorable answer than you have now given me; though I am far from accusing you of cruelty at present, because I know it to be the established custom of your sex to reject a man on the first application, and perhaps you have even now said as much to encourage my suit as would be consistent with the true delicacy of the female character.”

I know. I know. Elizabeth was not having any of it.

To such perseverance in wilful self-deception Elizabeth would make no reply, and immediately and in silence withdrew; determined, if he persisted in considering her repeated refusals as flattering encouragement, to apply to her father, whose negative might be uttered in such a manner as to be decisive, and whose behavior at least could not be mistaken for the affectation and coquetry of an elegant female.

Poor Mr. Collins. Happily deceived into thinking his efforts in pressing his suit had met with success and thereby willing to repeat his proposal a second, or even a third time if that is what it would take, the gentleman’s subsequent talk with Mrs. Bennet finally helped put things into proper perspective.

“Pardon me for interrupting you, madam,” cried Mr. Collins, “but if she is really headstrong and foolish, I know not whether she would altogether be a very desirable wife to a man in my situation, who naturally looks for happiness in the marriage state. If therefore she actually persists in rejecting my suit, perhaps it were better not to force her into accepting me, because if liable to such defects of temper, she could not contribute much to my felicity.”

Which brings me back to the beginning, applying Austen’s quote to Mr. Collins:

“… and he who can do it, where there is no doubt of her regard, must, I think, be the happiest of mortals.”

A man who knows what’s really important to him—an admirable quality indeed.

Perhaps Mr. Collins is hero-making material after all. To his way of thinking, he surely swept Miss Charlotte Lucas off her feet. One can only imagine the manner of animated language he chose to press his suit so successfully the second time around. Hmm?

Another possible Pride and Prejudice variation? We’ll see.

You will notice, dear readers, that I spared you from seeing pictures of Mr. Collins as depicted in films and TV throughout today’s post. I’m not that cruel.

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13 Responses to In Want of a Hero

  1. Not being a native speaker of the English language, I absolutely enjoy Pride and Prejudice and do my very best to understand the, sometimes, incredible complicated quotes from the different characters. Luckily, in this day and age, we have the www to turn to for translating matters, however, English writing has been through a lot over the years..
    In the meantime, I dip biscuits in my black English tea and sit in my ‘reading corner’, reading about Lizzy..

  2. Those were all really good quotes and now that you mention it Mr. Collins did say some good lines during his proposal, I just didn’t notice because I was focused on his presentation of the lines and how I disliked him in general. But you might be right that maybe with the right person (and a few tweaks) he may posses hero qualities and be redeemable after all.

  3. Great post. I agree that the quote from Mr. Collins: “And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection” is very swoon-worthy. I have to disagree about sparing us from a picture of Mr. Collins though as I actually find the Mr. Collins from the 2005 movie pretty cute.

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