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P&P200: Lady Catherine Makes a Match

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Elizabeth had known, when she became mistress of Pemberley, pretty much what that was, and meant; she had been a visitor to the house before her marriage, and what part its beauties and worth played in her volte face decision in marrying its master, was a subject only she, with a conscious, saucy smile, was qualified to make. In her heart, however, after a year of marriage, she was satisfied that she would have been the happy wife of Mr. Darcy even were his fortune a hundredth part of what it was, and if Pemberley were not much more than, in the words of Burns, “the lowest cot that ever rose on Scotia’s plain.”

Despite this conviction, certain it was that she enjoyed both her husband’s wealth and his domains to their fullest. The beautiful country life, in a house at once large, elegant, opulent yet unpretending; the happy agreement of its inmates; and the patronage of a very well-conducted and pretty village, testified to the truth of what she had once told Lady Catherine, that “the wife of Mr. Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause to repine.”

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Portman Square, 1813

In her imaginings of what her married life was to be, down to the low phaeton with the nice little pair of ponies to take them round the park that Mrs. Gardiner had proposed, Elizabeth had not, somehow, ventured to think much beyond the beautiful wrought-iron palings of that park. She had vaguely known that there would be a house in London, of course, and her mother had infallibly lighted on that knowledge in her very first raptures on hearing the news of her daughter’s engagement.

“Dear, dear Lizzy. A house in town! Every thing that is charming! Three daughters married! Ten thousand a year!” she had cried.

In spite of her mother’s exclamations, and all her husband had told her in days of courtship, Elizabeth had not quite taken in what Pemberley House was; and even though they had already been resident there on several occasions since their marriage, and now opened the house for the season, she was still not entirely used to the grandeur of being a London hostess in such an important mansion. It was, in fact, a trifle overpowering, and she could only be glad that Mr. Darcy did not much esteem the social life of town, or frequent fashionable circles, only visiting such old family connections as was proper, and retreating back to Derbyshire with decent speed.

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Perhaps he himself enjoyed the visiting and being visited rather more than he used, now that he had a charming and witty wife to soften his stern demeanor and make the young couple welcome any where; but a little went a long way. And, while Elizabeth was pleased to have a wider scope for one of her most enjoyable pastimes, human observation, that a sojourn in London provided, her taste was decidedly like her husband’s in preferring a quieter country life most of the year round.

Elizabeth’s happy nature, however, made her at ease wherever she was; when she was at Pemberley she could imagine nothing but heaven so fair; but the London house and the social life it obtained had their bewitchments too.

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For Pemberley House commanded a situation in town to make any woman happy. Situated in Portman Square, it had been built in the time of Mr. Darcy’s father, who had commissioned Robert Adam to build a house as beautiful as it was comfortable. It was two doors away from the house of Sir Brook Bridges, Jane Austen’s relation whose country house was Goodnestone in Kent; and across the square from the house built by Elizabeth, Countess of Home, the Jamaican heiress, known as “the Queen of Hell.” This was also Adam-designed, but more palatial, as suited the lady’s aspirational tastes; and Elizabeth hardly knew whether to be glad or sorry that such a personage was no longer there. About Elizabeth Montagu, the social reformer and Blue-stocking, who had also lived in the Square, she had more curiosity; but those were days gone by. The present neighbours, Elizabeth believed, were altogether more unremarkable and staid, though they numbered several viscounts, Earl Grey, and a Prime Minister; and she had not given up hope of catching a glimpse of Mrs. Siddons, who lived close by, in Baker Street.

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Mrs. Siddons

Above all things, Pemberley House was comfortable, and Elizabeth had the most charming of double sitting-rooms, looking out into the Square, and papered in apple-green silk, with delightful little Chinese figures dancing on the walls. The bedrooms, upstairs on the first floor, were enchanting, especially the one she shared with her husband, with its elegant French fittings and park view; it opened into their private dressing-rooms and was every thing the most elegant taste could desire. With forethought, Elizabeth had given Lady Catherine a bedroom that was the house’s stateliest and most sumptuous, suited to a visiting Queen. It combined the advantages of being the suite she had always had in her visits, and was farthest from their own chambers.

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Being tired from the round of court functions and balls she had been required to attend, and also a little languid from being enceinte, with several months more until her expectations, Elizabeth permitted herself to sleep rather late in the morning. The sun was halfway up over the Portman Square trees, and Mr. Darcy had already left their bed for a ride in the Park with some important gentlemen, before Elizabeth sat up and pulled the sash for the maid, to bring in her chocolate.

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After being attired in a simple summer muslin gown, whose floating panels and delicate embroidery modestly concealed her growing shape, Elizabeth made her way down the grand staircase and paused outside her sitting-room. She was surprised to hear voices – Lady Catherine’s above them all, did not startle her with her trumpet tones, but surely there was a gentleman of the party, and who could be there, at this hour, with Mr. Darcy not present?

Curious, Elizabeth pushed open the door and stood, to take in the scene. Lady Catherine was seated in the grandest and most comfortable chair, facing her daughter who was on the sofa with the very handsome young man Elizabeth remembered from the night of their presentation at Court. The one Darcy had been sure was an adventurer.

She concealed her shudder at seeing him so dangerously at ease, actually inside her home, and wondered what to say; but she need not have been at a loss. Maurice Townley rose to his feet at once in the politest manner, made his bow with endearing grace, and came toward her, greeting her like an old friend.

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“Mrs. Darcy! It is so good to see you again. Won’t you join our little tete-a-tete? Dear Lady Catherine and charming Miss de Bourgh have been so gracious as to invite me to sit with them this morning, and we have been waiting for you particularly.”

As it was her house and not Lady Catherine’s, nor yet Mr. Townley’s, Elizabeth was taken aback by the general effrontery. She barely moved her lips as she murmured “Good morning.”

“I know,” he said with sympathy that would have been almost too bewitching if she had known him to be a gentleman of character, “it must seem very odd and presumptuous to you, so lately have I been introduced to your acquaintance.”

He looked deeply into her eyes, and held out his hand, which she barely touched, distrustfully. Nevertheless he held onto it, with a smile that was almost a simper.

“There! Now we are friends; and if you think the course of friendship has moved with too great rapidity, I may only offer my very great admiration and respect for Lady Catherine and – “ he paused for emphasis, “and Miss de Bourgh, as an excuse.” His look included both of them in its sweep, with such eloquence that each of them sighed, thinking it meant for her.

“Of Lady Catherine,” he continued, “I can barely dare venture to speak, much less to praise. Who has not heard of my lady’s fine and judicious judgment? She is famed throughout the kingdom for such powers of mind as perhaps no woman has ever before shown. Wisdom – strength of character – perfect decision – it is altogether admirable!”

Lady Catherine condescended to nod her approval. “It is true,” she said, “that I am famed for my powers of observation, of judgement, of a sort of sense that is quite out of the common way, I concede. But I am not known throughout the kingdom. Far from that. There are many counties into which I have never ventured – perhaps most of them – and I cannot suppose that my reputation can have spread so far as, say, the far North, though it is true that I am known throughout Derbyshire, thanks to my residence with my nephew.”

“Oh Lady Catherine!” Townley sighed, holding up his handsome hands, as if there were so much more he could say, if she would only believe it. “Not known all over the country! Only one of your modesty could think it. Your qualities of mind, so peculiarly the aristocrat, are as well known as your daughter’s delicacy, beauty, and peerless high breeding.”

“Oh, Mr. Townley!” cried Miss de Bourgh, turning very pink.

“I am glad to find you all in such a state of general admiration,” said Elizabeth acerbically, “only it takes me by surprise, as I was not aware that Mr. Darcy had given you an invitation this morning.”

“I should be delighted to meet Mr. Darcy,” replied Mr. Townley, “it was a matter of great regret to me, not to find him within when I came to call.”

“But I am sure no gentleman such as yourself would venture to call without an invitation,” Elizabeth probed.

“Heaven on earth, Mrs. Darcy!” exclaimed Lady Catherine impatiently. “Surely you must know that it was I who issued the invitation, and sent round a message to Maurice’s rooms this morning.”

“Maurice!” exclaimed Elizabeth, taken aback. “You are on such terms as that?”

“Really, Mrs. Darcy, you may be my nephew’s wife, but if you will pardon me for saying so, that speech borders on being impertinent, just the same. Is not my nephew’s house the same as my own? Darcy is the closest relation I have on earth. He has always been entirely welcome to do as he likes at Rosings, and considers it another home; and so it is only natural that the courtesy should be entirely reciprocated.”

“This is the first I have heard of it,” Elizabeth observed, “and I must say I do not think my husband would be at all pleased at this visit by Mr. Townley.”

“Oh, my dear Mrs. Darcy, do not look so severe upon me,” said Mr. Townley, with his most engaging smile. “You must be aware that I am making my visit with an interest – with a view of creating a nearer interest…”

“Can you mean – ?” she exclaimed. “But you only met Miss de Bourgh last Saturday!”

His winsome smile did not waver. “Ah, but there have been other meetings of which you may not have been aware, and, if I do not mistake my dear Anne’s wishes…” He moved toward Miss de Bourgh sitting on the couch, lifted her hand to his lips, and kissed it. She turned peony pink.

“Anne! Is this true, then? Are you engaged?” Elizabeth asked her, shocked.

“To be sure it is an engagement,” Anne’s mother answered indignantly. “It has not all been fully settled yet, but the matter was on the point of being decided, when you interrupted. Maurice would never do what is improper, and of course he asked my permission first, which I have given him with perfect approbation.”

“You have agreed this match? Upon my word, I find that a most remarkable proceeding, Lady Catherine. To engage your daughter to a man unknown, of whose family, whose property, you know nothing – I could not have believed it of you.”

“You dare to question my judgment?” demanded Lady Catherine majestically.

“On this matter, I do.”

“You have nothing to say about it. Anne is my daughter, and I will arrange matters for her good, as I think best, as is my right.”

“I daresay, madam. Am I to believe, then, that you have already sufficiently acquainted yourself with his situation, his antecedents?”

“Certainly. Maurice has assured me himself that he has a very fine fortune. Not so fine as the de Bourghs, of course, nor is the family of the same degree of nobility; but gracious goodness, a young couple has no need of two fortunes to make their happiness, and I collect that Anne will be in very safe hands with Maurice. His features alone announce his nobility of character and mind. But I could not expect you to see that.”

“And you, Anne – are you satisfied? What is your opinion of Mr. Townley?” asked Elizabeth incredulously.

“Oh!” exclaimed Anne, her face suffusing with the effort to say eloquently all she felt, “I think – I think he is beautiful!”

“My darling,” he exclaimed, sat by her side, and drew her arm strongly under his, while gazing intensely into her eyes. Her breathing came faster and her eyelashes fluttered. He looked up at Elizabeth with a humorous smile.

“To say the truth, Mrs. Darcy, I hardly know which I am more in love with – the mother or the daughter!”

“This surpasses credence,” murmured Elizabeth, raising her eyes to heaven. “However, Mr. Darcy will be at home shortly, and he will have something to say to all this.”

“Nothing to the purpose,” insisted Lady Catherine. “He is not Anne’s guardian, and has no control over her fortune, or mine. I had intended that the courtship could be carried out decorously under his most respectable roof, and they be married from this parish; but if Darcy means to be disagreeable, Rosings will do as well. Mr. Collins will do as he is told, make all the arrangements, and post the banns.”

At this moment horses were heard, and Mr. Darcy, riding side by side with his cousin, came clattering along the mews and into the stable.

Townley rose to his feet with alarm. “It is growing late,” he said hastily, “and I must not impose on your hospitality longer. I would by no means wish to be in the way to give Mr. Darcy any displeasure.”

“Oh, now you see that,” said Elizabeth ironically. “Well, we shall soon see what he has to say, just as soon as he and Colonel Fitzwilliam put up their horses. We shall have a regular family council. Won’t you like that, Mr. Townley?”

He did not look very much as though he would.

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Detail of Chinese embroidery, 18th century

Pride and Prejudice Readers’ Choice #10

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Welcome to the tenth installment of The Bennet Brother, the interactive group writing project from Austen Authors! At the end of this segment, you will have an opportunity to vote on what happens next. There are also extra details on Twitter, where this story has taken on a life of its own. Mr Edward Bennet (@edwbennet) already has a notable presence and regularly interacts with readers, including this interview with Miss Leatherberry on Leatherbound Reviews:

Interview with Mr Edward Bennet

Full details on Pride & Prejudice Reader’s Choice can be read by clicking to the page via the menu above or the icon to the left.

Voting for today’s installment will end at 6 A.M. tomorrow, Thursday, April 18. Next week, the story continues with a new addition by Shannon Winslow. The previous nine installments can be read in order on The Writers Block.

 

And, now, below find Scene #10 by Regina Jeffers

Georgiana chastised herself for tolerating George Wickham’s cavalier attitude once again. “My brother is not taking advantage of Miss Elizabeth. He admires her greatly,” Georgiana protested. If anything, Georgiana suspected her brother was more than half in love with Miss Elizabeth. “Fitzwilliam invited Miss Elizabeth and her sister here…”

“Because he thought you required friends.” Her companion snapped the twig in his hand. “Has it ever occurred to you, Georgiana, that had your brother been less arrogant and had not always assumed he knew what was the best course of action for everyone and every situation, you would not be so lacking in courage and confidence as you are now?”

She cringed inwardly, but Georgiana managed to argue, “Lacking in courage and confidence? You say as such when I have come to save your life?” Incensed at the man’s ingratitude, Georgiana added, “I should not have bothered.” She started for the rear of cottage where her horse awaited.

Mr Wickham caught her arm. He motioned her silence by holding up his hand. Cocking his head, he cautioned, “Someone is coming.”

She turned toward the sound of an approaching wagon. Georgiana’s eyes widened with the scene: Mr Bennet bounced awkwardly upon the wooden seat of an inelegant vegetable cart, along side of Ole Taylor, once one of her brother’s former grooms. Fitzwilliam had meant to pension off the man whose spell of heart troubles had left the groom incapable of earning a proper living. When Mr Taylor had refused his mater’s generosity, Darcy had permitted the man his honor. Ole Taylor’s left hand no longer worked as it should. It was the reason Georgiana had refused the ex-groom’s assistance on this day. Unfortunately, Mr Bennet had not been so inclined.

Mr Wickham said intimately, “It appears you may still need to save me yet, my girl.” He gave her arm a bit of a shake. “You must stall them, Georgie. Mine is a hanging offense.”

Georgiana’s eyes narrowed in displeasure. “I would have you well, but I cannot turn my head to your theft. Return the horse, and I will speak to Fitzwilliam in your behalf,” she pleaded. Continue reading

The Cajun Cheesehead Chronicles

Mr. Darcy’s P&P POV (the abridged version)

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Greetings, folks. Jack Caldwell here. This is Part 9 of my little work-in-process. For Part 1, go here, Part 2, here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, Part 5 here, Part 6 here, Part 7 here, Part 8 here.

The completed story will be eventually posted in its entirety at Austen Authors’ The Writers Block and at my own Ramblings of a Cajun in Exile. But you don’t want to wait until then, do you?

Remember, comments are required.

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PART 9

Chapter 34 –

What the hell happened?

I remember walking into the parsonage’s modest parlor. There was Elizabeth, pale but sitting upright. She was not at death’s door. I recall the enormous relief I felt along with annoyance that I had walked out of Aunt Catherine’s tea for no purpose.

Purpose. I remember thinking of my purpose. Suddenly, all became clear. I loved her. I loved Elizabeth. Pride, status, expectations—they were as nothing to me. I must surrender to her. I must have her.

“In vain have I struggled! It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” Yes, I said that. I meant that.

She gave me such an unreadable expression. I thought her overwhelmed by my declaration. My thoughts seemed to tumble out of my mouth. She deserved—she needed to know of my struggles. To comprehend what I had thrown away and rejected for her sake. I had to have her! And then…

Rejection. She rejected me. She did not expect my declaration. She was surprised—shocked—disgusted. Disgusted with me.

I remember feeling stunned then angry. I do not know whether I had ever been that angry before. Not even with Wickham had I been that angry. I offered her my heart, and she spit on it!

She talked of Bingley and Miss Bennet. How did she come to know of that? And why was she so angry? Her sister did not love my friend! There was nothing in her actions that showed anything of it! Continue reading

Guests: Pride and Prejudice and Kitties

book-coverI am SO excited to welcome our guests today and share this absolutely delightful book with all of you! Pamela Jane and Deborah Guyol have written and presented a truly delightful twist on Pride and Prejudice, and as far as I am aware, a completely unique take. Fortunately I didn’t miss out on the chance to make these discoveries! Months ago Pamela wrote to Abigail and me via the AuAu admin email address, telling us about her then-upcoming book. Now here is where I confess that I am not a huge cat-person, and that cute pictures of animals with funny captions are only entertaining in small portions. Therefore, I wasn’t too thrilled with the vision of a whole book with both!

Then Pamela’s publisher kindly sent me an advanced reader copy. Wow! As soon as I read the opening line, “Netherfield Park has been marked at last!” I was smiling. The second sentence – The news caused much romping at the Bennet household for, as every cat knows, a handsome young tom in possession of his own territory must be in want of a mate. – had me laughing…. And I never stopped. I loved every page, and was sincerely impressed by Pamela and Deborah’s respectful devotion to Jane Austen’s novel.

We are very happy to welcome Pamela and Deborah to Austen Authors. At the end there will be information on the giveaway being offered, and link to purchase and learn more. Now, take it away, ladies!

 

Follies and Nonsense… Do Divert Me

Authors Pamela Jane and Deborah Guyol discuss their new book,
Pride and Prejudice and Kitties:
A Cat-Lover’s Romp Through Jane Austen’s Classic
(Skyhorse Publishing, April 2013)

 

In Pride and Prejudice and Kitties, by Jane Austen, Pamela Jane, (children’s book author) and Deborah Guyol (lawyer, writer, photographer), we acknowledge the universal truth that Jane Austen’s classic novel works perfectly with cats. Continue reading

Celebrating Jane Austen’s Fools

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Since this week began with April Fool’s Day, I thought it’d be fun to talk about the fools in Jane Austen’s novels. I’ll also include a scene from my novel The Missing Manuscript of Jane Austen, with my own example of an Austen fool, which I hope will make you laugh!

Jane Austen was a master at creating foolish characters, not only to provide the comic relief in her novels, but also to facilitate the plot. In life, a person might be foolish some of the time, but in comedy and in literature, the fool is always a fool. The literary fool usually has one essential flaw, and their life appears to be an endless repetition of that particular attitude or trait. Jane Austen’s literary fools follow this rule; foolishness is the very essence of their being.

Why do we laugh at literary fools? We delight in them because we recognize their flaws and we feel a sense of superiority over them. Yet an inventive author like Jane Austen gives the reader this pleasure with many different variations. There are fools of a sort in every one of her novels, but every one of them is different in some way.

MrsBennetHere are four of my favorite Austen fools:

Mrs. Bennet (Pride and Prejudice): Although we may understand the social necessity of getting one’s daughters married off in the Regency era, Mrs. Bennet’s total lack of concern for who her daughters marry, and her inability to judge a good man from a bad one, is hilarious–as are her continual lapses of social grace. Her character perfectly satirizes the effects of unbecoming behavior and lower breeding. Continue reading

The Cajun Cheesehead Chronicles

by Jack Caldwell

The Ides of March Can Mess With Your Mind

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Greetings, folks. Jack Caldwell here. I know you were expecting the next installment of MR. DARCY’S P&P POV. As you can tell, this isn’t it.

I could say the reason it’s not ready is because I have accepted a new job—Director of Economic Development in a village in Wisconsin, and I start on Monday, March 18.

I could say I’m moving to temporary lodgings over the weekend, because my new job is four hours away from where I’m living now.

I could say that I’ve been busy helping my wife get this house ready to go on the market, and the REALTOR is stopping by today to take pictures.

I could say I’ve been busy preparing for the publishing of my new novel, MR. DARCY CAME TO DINNER, which will be released through White Soup Press in April of this year.

I could say I’ve been busy redesigning my website—Ramblings of a Cajun in Exile—preparing for the launch of MR. DARCY CAME TO DINNER.

I could say I’ve been busy writing my new free offering for all of you—SNOWBOUND—which can be found here at The Writers Block (see the tab above).

MDCTD_coverI could say that I’ve been busy chasing my Pug, Darcy, through the neighborhood, because he’s lately learned how to escape from the fenced back yard.

I could say I’m getting old and decrepit.

But all of that would be a cop-out. The real reason Part 9 of MR. DARCY’S P&P POV is not being posted today is because it’s March 15—The Ides of March. Continue reading

The Bennet Brother: P&P Readers Choice #3

P&PRC_badgered2Welcome to the third installment of The Bennet Brother, the new interactive group writing project from Austen Authors! At the end of this segment, you’ll have a chance to vote on what happens next. There are also extra details on Twitter where this story has taken on a life of its own. Mr. Edward Bennet (@edwbennet) already has a notable presence and regularly interacts with readers, including this interview with Miss Leatherberry on Leatherbound Reviews:

Interview with Mr. Edward Bennet

BIG NEWS– Due to the enormous amount of fun we are having, and the incredible enthusiasm from our wonderful readers, the Austen Authors have decided to change the timeline of P&P Readers Choice to every week rather than every two weeks! That means, voting for the story plot option will conclude Thursday morning by 6am EST so that the next author can start writing! Segments will post each Wednesday. More info is on the P&P Readers Choice page.

 

P&P Readers Choice Scene #1 by Abigail Reynolds
P&P Readers Choice Scene #2 by Jack Caldwell

And now, Scene 3 by Diana Birchall ~

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It was absolutely necessary for Elizabeth to speak, startled though she was, with her breath coming fast. She could not meet Mr. Darcy’s eye, and was conscious that he was gazing past her, in a similar state of agitation.

“Sir,” she said, “this is a most extraordinary admission of yours – I confess that I am lost for words.”  She paused for a moment, struggling to examine her feelings.

He looked at her more directly, and his expression seemed to soften.   “I hope, Miss Elizabeth, that your silence does not indicate your displeasure.”

She lifted her own eyes to his.   “No, oh, no!  I do assure you, I am gratified – yes.   It is only my surprise that has made it difficult for me to speak.” Continue reading

The Thrill of It All

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Return to Longbourn, my third Austenesque novel will debut here at Austen Authors next week, on the 26th!  It’s the follow-up to my Pride and Prejudice sequel, The Darcys of Pemberley, and centers on Mary, Kitty, and the new heir to the Longbourn estate. (See related post, Redeeming Mary Bennet). I can hardly wait to share this story with you; that’s the best part of being an author!

Leading up to the publication of a new book, though, the two most exciting moments for me are 1) my first sight of the completed cover design,  and then 2) when I get my hands on the first copy of the paperback. If our books are our darling offspring, I suppose this correlates to the preview ultrasound picture and then finally holding your newborn in your arms.

Even though this is my third book, seeing the cover above (designed to wrap around, front and back) still sent a jolt of excitement right through me! And it left me eagerly awaiting the arrival of the actual book. My fiction-trained brain naturally rendered the much-anticipated event in high drama and living color. In my head, it went something like this (please excuse the little excesses of my fevered imagination, and put them down to artistic license):

 Best-selling author Shannon Winslow has once again closeted herself away from the world. She’s in her studio, hunched over her computer keyboard, focusing all her considerable mental energies on her current writing project.  The muse is with her today; the words flow effortlessly through her fingers and onto the screen before her. Continue reading

The Cajun Cheesehead Chronicles

Mr. Darcy’s P&P POV (the abridged version)

Part 8

Caldwell-117bGreetings, folks. Jack Caldwell here. This is Part 8 of my little work-in-process. For Part 1, go here, Part 2, here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, Part 5 here, Part 6 here, Part 7 here.

The completed story will be eventually posted in its entirety at Austen Authors’ The Writers Block and at my own Ramblings of a Cajun in Exile. But you don’t want to wait until then, do you?

Remember, comments are required.

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PART 8

Chapter 32 –

I arise early, as is my wont, and have an abbreviated breakfast in peace—thank heavens Fitzwilliam sleeps late during his visits to Rosings. I am in no mood for his jests today. I am on the edge of a momentous decision, and I must focus all my facilities to that resolution.

As usual, Anne remains above stairs, and I take this opportunity to speak with her. Aunt Catherine only arises at fashionable hours, and as Anne’s companion knows to keep silent, this interview should escape my aunt’s notice. I find my cousin in her private sitting room, attended by her companion, but besides a short greeting she says nothing. I attempt to engage her in conversation and am awarded with little more than monosyllabic responses. I soon take my leave, to her palpable relief. This is consistent with her behavior on all of my previous visits, and I am satisfied Aunt Catherine has failed to raise her expectations. I do not know what Anne wants, but I am secure in the knowledge that it is not marriage with me.

I am outside, the day is fine, and I should enjoy a ride about the park, but I spy the parsonage. Hmm…I really must call upon the ladies. Riding can wait.

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Well, that went well—not.

I admit I was taken aback to find Elizabeth alone, but more surprising was my reaction—how strange that her mere presence can so discombobulate me. All I could manage for the first half of my call was polite inquires about her family in Hertfordshire and some inane observation about the parsonage! Gad, I attended Cambridge! Top marks for logic and debate! One look at Elizabeth’s pretty face, and I am a blubbering idiot. I am no better than Bingley! Continue reading

Occupational Hazards

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Every job has its hazards, we all know that. As far as dangerous occupations, writing seems like it should be way down on the list right?  Granted carpal tunnel problems from pen or keyboard can be an issue, but beyond that, paper cuts seem like they’d be the next biggest danger.

Well, there are others perils writers face along the journey.

For example, I used to be able to run out of the house without a purse, just a phone and wallet and I was good to go. Now my purse is more like a backpack. I am never without a pen and paper handy, actually two pens, since one will invariably run out of ink at a critical moment, and a highlighter too. Yes, I know about the notepad app on the phone, but the battery can run out and it can hang at the most crucial moment, not to mention research says that we use more of our creative brain capacity when we use pen and paper.

So, my back is at risk if I have to lug that silly purse around too long. Continue reading

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