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The Mardi Gras Chronicles – Of Kings and Cakes


by Jack Caldwell and C. Allyn Pierson

JC – Greetings and salutations, everyone. I’m Jack Caldwell.
CAP – And I’m C. Allyn Pierson. We’re going to spend the next two months talking about the wonderful traditions of Carnival in New Orleans and South Louisiana.
JC – Now you may ask yourself why. Did Jane Austen have a particular affection for this particular winter celebration proceeding the season of Lent?
CAP – In a word, no.
JC – We’re doing it because we want to broaden your horizons by exposing you to the festivals enjoyed by different peoples and cultures. Besides, we like Carnival.
CAP – Jack and I consider ourselves experts on the New Orleans Carnival: Jack is a native of Louisiana and I lived in New Orleans for four memorable years.
JC – Now you may notice, the banner above notwithstanding, that we are referring to the season as Carnival, not Mardi Gras. That’s because Mardi Gras is one day—Shrove Tuesday, or Fat Tuesday, the eve of Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Lent. The entire time period from Twelfth Night to Mardi Gras is known as Carnival in Louisiana.
CAP – Louisiana is not the only place to observe Carnival. Other cities in the southern U.S. have their versions of the festival, most famously Mobile, Alabama, as well as many countries in Europe and South America. One of the most elaborate and famous Carnivals is in Rio de Janiero, Brazil and visitors travel from all over the world to experience the revelry.
JC – Most Carnivals have connections to Lent, the six-week period of fasting and reflection prior to the holiest day in Christianity; Easter. Carnival gives the participants the opportunity to dispose of all the rich food and drink that was not to be consumed during Lent. Besides, it was a great excuse to have a big party—or series of parties—in the dead of winter, when little work could be done in the fields.
CAP – New Orleanians do love a party, and Mardi Gras is the party to end all parties on the New Orleans social calendar! However, many churches all over the U.S. will have a pancake supper on Shrove Tuesday to use up their oil, eggs and cream (hence, Fat Tuesday, the translation of the French “Mardi Gras”) and so are also, in a small way, celebrating the same events as the Mardi Gras revelers.
JC – The purpose of this series is not to explore the many various ways people across the world observe Carnival, but how Carnival is observed in Louisiana.
New Orleans has one of the longest Carnival Seasons. It traditionally begins on January 6, Twelfth Night, the last of the Twelve Days of Christmas. It is also known as the Feast of the Epiphany or Kings’ Day, for it commemorates the visit of the Magi (Wise Men or Three Kings) to the Christ Child. This marks the end of the Christmas season in the Catholic Church (remember, Louisiana is overwhelmingly Catholic because of its history of colonization: first by the French, and then by the Spanish).
The first Carnival organization, or krewe, to celebrate the opening of Carnival is the Phunny Phorty Phellows (Funny Forty Fellows). This small krewe prides itself as “The Heralds of Carnival.” They started their tradition of riding the St. Charles Streetcar on Twelfth Night in 1982, “announcing that, at last, the pre-Lenten season of ‘phun and phrivolity’ had arrived.”
As you can see, they don’t take this too seriously.
CAP – The earliest krewes involved in Carnival were started by the wealthiest citizens of New Orleans and were secret organizations whose memberships were inherited by the founding families—you could not “join” a krewe. Not surprisingly, over the past century many other krewes were started by other, less exalted, inhabitants and today it is a party for the entire city to enjoy (or flee, for those who tire of the inconvenience of innumerable parades blocking the city streets). Although Mardi Gras celebrations begin on Twelfth Night, the parties and parades reach their highest intensity during the two weeks before Ash Wednesday, culminating with the wall-to-wall craziness of Fat Tuesday.
JC – The Twelfth Night Revelers, one of Carnival’s oldest krewes, holds a masked ball each year to mark the occasion. We’ll talk more about Carnival krewes in a later post, but it is important to speak about a tradition the Twelfth Night Revelers (TNR) started. The TNR do not parade—they hold a ball. During the party, slices from a mock king cake are served to the waiting debutantes, all dressed in white. Each slice has a silver bean—except one, delivered to the girl who must feign surprise as the gold bean within is her sign that she is Queen. Of course, it is all pre-determined, because the Queen’s family must host the post-ball breakfast.
This leads us to King Cake. This tradition of a cake served to mark the Epiphany comes from the French la galette des Rois (translation: the cake of kings) and the Spanish roscón de reyes (translation: ring-shaped pastry of the kings—the word roscón is used only for this Epiphany cake and not for other types of cake). Like them, the cake is made in a ring. The best way to describe its taste is a dry cinnamon coffee cake. To make it taste better, frosting is spread outside, colored in purple, gold and green, the Mardi Gras colors. Lately, King Cakes have fillings of some sort, such as fruit or cream cheese.
CAP – New Orleans natives aver that you are not a true New Orleanian until purple, gold, and green begin to seem like an attractive color combination!
JC – So that’s why I like it! The Louisiana King Cake follows the tradition of la galette des Rois and roscón de reyes by hiding a small trinket inside the cake. It is usually a small plastic baby. The baby is very important. If one finds that their slice of King Cake holds the baby, they are considered the king or queen of the day. They are also supposed to buy the next King Cake. To not do so is bad form. If one tries to secretly replace the baby in the un-served portion of the cake, they risk bodily damage.
King Cake is served throughout the Carnival Season. It replaces donuts as the pastry de jure in New Orleans office buildings. However, no self-respecting New Orleanian will consume King Cake after Mardi Gras. It is simply not done. Only tourists would even think about eating King Cake outside of the Carnival Season.
CAP – And they would have a great deal of difficulty finding one! For more information see this YouTube video on how King Cakes are made: http://wn.com/King_Cake.
JC – Besides, Lent brings Crawfish season—but that is another story…

My New Year’s Tradition

by Kara Louise

Happy New Year!

For the past month we have had a wonderful Christmas and holiday blog, filled with delightful morsels of celebratory cheer everyday. It’s been fun for all the authors to both contribute and read all the posts! I hope you’ve enjoyed it as well.
As one of the first bloggers for this new year of 2011, I would like to wish you all a very happy New Year! And since many authors shared their holiday traditions in December, I would like to share one of mine with you today. But it’s a New Year’s Day tradition that I’ve been doing since I was a child. That tradition is to watch the Tournament of Roses Parade, or for short, the Rose Parade, every January 1.
Some of you, especially those outside the US, may be asking, “What is the Rose Parade?” I’d be more than happy to enlighten you. The Rose Parade began in 1890 in Pasadena, California, to celebrate the warm climate and the abundance of flowers and fruit while much of the rest of the nation was in a deep freeze.

Over the years it has changed (one big change was going from horse drawn floats to motorized), but on every New Year’s Day marching bands, equestrian riders, elaborate floats, and a Grand Marshal make the 2-hour trek along 5.1 miles of Colorado Blvd. (This year’s Grand Marshal is Paula Deen. Other notables include George Lucas, Mr. Rogers, Regis Philbin, Mickey Mouse, Carol Burnett, Kermit the Frog, Shirley Temple, Rev. Billy Graham, and Bob Hope, to name a few.) Thousands of people camp out overnight to get a spot along the street, or pay to get a reserved seat in the grandstands that are put up for this occasion.

I grew up in Southern California, so on New Year’s Day, whether we were sitting in front of the tv in our pajamas and robes or braving the crowds and cold (well, for Los Angeles it could get cool), and finding a place along the parade route, it was something we looked forward to. Almost every local television station would air it, many without commercials. We would watch the pre-parade show, which took you behind the scenes showing some of the elaborate floats and how they were made. These beautiful floats have to be completely covered in some sort of natural material: flowers, seeds, bark, leaves, etc. It is amazing how much detail goes into these floats. We would also be introduced to the Royal Court, which consists of a queen and her 6 princesses, all young ladies from high schools around Pasadena, who get to ride on a float made especially for them and represent the Tournament of Roses that year. 
There is always a theme to the Rose Parade, and this year’s theme was Building Dreams, Friendships, and Memories. The floats are designed to reflect that theme. On the morning of the parade, awards are given to the floats in several different categories such as Animation Trophy, Grand Marshal’s Trophy, Queens Trophy, Sweepstakes Trophy, and Theme Trophy. And as soon as the next year’s theme is announced, designers get to work submitting their ideas to the companies, cities, and even churches who sponsor the floats.

Volunteers work around the clock for days to get these floats finished in time to pull out onto Orange Grove and line up. The television cameras are stationed at the big turn onto Colorado Blvd., and there are times you wonder whether the larger floats will actually be able to make the turn. And every year the floats get bigger and more elaborate with moving or shooting parts, acrobatics, animals doing amazing stunts, and anything else imaginable. 

My husband and I actually lived in Pasadena for 3 years, just about a mile north of Colorado Blvd. But did we ever go to the parade during those years? No. Unfortunately, the first year we lived there, I was suffering from the first signs of morning sickness, and did not feel well enough to go. The next 2 years — well you might guess, I had a new baby, so we still didn’t go. But we usually had house guests who would spend the night and then get up early on New Year’s morning to go grab a place along the parade route.
One thing our family really enjoyed doing when our son was old enough, was to take him to see the floats where they come to rest at the end of the parade. They are parked for a couple days, and we always enjoyed a leisurely stroll around the floats and seeing them up close. It’s amazing to see just how much work goes into them.

When we moved to the Midwest, I was not very happy to discover that only one station covered the Rose Parade, and they often broke away for commercials. How dare they! Finally after putting up with that for several years, I discovered that HGTV was going to air it without interruption! They still do, and I am so grateful.

For me, there is something special about starting off the day with the parade. It may be my imagination, but it seems like January 1 is always a beautifully crisp day. And that’s saying a lot for Los Angeles! In the 130 years they have been doing this, they have had rain only 10 days. This year was no exception. It was crisp and clear here, and it looked like it was the same in LA, which was amazing after having had such recent heavy rains. 
While there really is no tie-in to Jane Austen in the parade, there was one entry that came close. It was the Victorian Roses Ladies Riding Society, who dress in Victorian dresses and ride on their horse or in a horse-pulled carriage. This was their third year in the parade, and even though they represent a later time than Jane Austen’s Regency, I would bet anything that they are Jane Austen fans.

Over the years, we have watched for someone we knew who might be marching in a band or riding on a float. This year, a childhood friend’s daughter-in-law rode on the Donate Life float, as she benefited from someone who was an organ donor.

I do have one regret regarding the Rose Parade. I wish I had volunteered at least once to help decorate a float. Each year as I watched how they were made, I said to myself that was something I would love to have done, but time slipped away, family got in the way, and now we live half way across the country. Someday, though, I might just have to make a trip back there and do it. That’s one for the bucket list!

I hope you all have a wonderful New Year!

Austen Authors wishing all of you……

There’s more to the Twelve Days of Christmas than just a song …




… but its days are numbered.
by J. Marie Croft

The festive season is all but finished, with Twelfth Night quickly approaching. There is confusion about which evening is the actual last night of the twelve days of Christmas; but, generally, January 5 is considered the final merrymaking occasion of the holidays. After midnight this coming Wednesday, the Lord of Misrule must relinquish the crown granted by a bean in his Twelfth Night cake; and a topsy-turvy world will return to normal.

A return to normal may also prevail after Christmas trees are dismantled and all the sparkly, heirloom, and homemade ornaments are packed away. Evergreen boughs that spruced up our homes with natural beauty and scent have done their duty, and the needles they shed will be swept away like the out-going year. Rooms may seem quite bare and cheerless afterward; but one absolutely must take down holiday decorations and greenery by Twelfth Night or risk bad luck.


We should be grateful we don’t have to clear up the mess left by a partridge in a pear tree, two turtle doves, three French hens, four calling birds, (however, five gold rings … no fuss, no muss), six geese a laying, seven swans a swimming, eight maids a milking, nine ladies dancing, ten lords a leaping, eleven pipers piping, and twelve drummers drumming.


The “Twelve Days of Christmas” song was published in 1780 in England, and I don’t have statistics about the cost of the items back then. In 2010 all those multiple gifts mentioned in the song would have set you back $96,824. If you had only purchased one of each item instead, the price would have been $23,439. The most affordable gift was a $12 partridge (pear tree not included); the most expensive was the hire of nine ladies dancing ($6,294.03).


The custom of New Year gift-giving, which did not last beyond the late 19th century, was practiced by all spheres of society. Neighbourhood children wassailed and were rewarded with money, mince pies, and fruit. At New Year tenants presented the lord

of the manor with produce; he, in turn, gave a gift to his monarch. Husbands gave their wives money at the beginning of January to buy pins and other personal items for the coming year … hence, the term ‘pin money‘. (Who can forget Mrs. Bennet’s raptures when she learned about Lizzy and Mr. Darcy. “How rich and great you will be! What pin-money! What jewels …”)


We’re back to jewelry and five gold rings again. So, the following post will contain some New Year’s pearls of wisdom as well as a few facts, quotes, and vintage images.


Happy New Year!

The Dutch believe eating donuts on New Year’s Day will bring good luck.

Anything in the shape of a ring symbolizes ‘coming full circle’.


The celebration of New Year is the oldest of all holidays.


Babylonians made New Year’s resolutions to return borrowed farming implements.


Resolutions go in one year and out the other.


“Each age has deemed the new-born year

The fittest time for festal cheer.” ~ Sir Walter Scott


The first ball-drop to signal the passing of time was in 1833

at England’s Royal Observatory in Greenwich.


In Spain at midnight on January 1,

it’s traditional to eat a grape on each chime of the clock as the New Year begins.


Traditionally, on the stroke of midnight householders open both their back door to let the old year out and the front door to welcome in first-footers and the New Year.


In the American South, black-eyed peas are eaten for good luck.

Perhaps the rest of the world should give peas a chance.


Some Canadians plunge into icy-cold water during New Year’s Day polar bear swims.

Oh, those crazy Canucks!


Sydney, Australia, is the first major city to celebrate the New Year every January 1.


Here’s brief advice about New Year’s Day apparel when in Rome. Wear red underwear on January 1. Italians believe it will bring good luck in the coming year.


“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves.

The book is called Opportunity, and its first chapter is New Year’s day.” ~ Edith Lovejoy Pierce




Mummers, and Jannies, and Mimes, oh my!

~ by J. Marie Croft ~

My grandparents were from Newfoundland. Early in the seventeenth century, settlers from England and Ireland arrived there; and from the British Isles the colonists brought traditions such as “mumming” or “Jannying”. Costumed and masked revelers still pay house-to-house visits to their neighbours in that province’s small communities during the holiday season.

Mumming throughout Britain was usually done during the Twelve Days of Christmas, but it was also performed around All Souls’ Day (November 2), which, of course, follows All Hallows Eve and Day.



The Maritime village in which I grew up had the usual trick-or-treating children on Hallowe’en; but we were also, to my younger self’s dismay, visited by costumed adults during the night of October 31. These men and women (often disguised as the opposite sex) covered themselves from head to toe and went door to door. Oh, how I wished they had stopped at our threshold; however, they were warmly welcomed right into our kitchen with its immense wood-burning stove and comfy chesterfield, armchair, and rocker. They came singly, in pairs, or groups; and these mummers would remain mum and communicate solely by (ugh!) mime until my mum guessed their identities. Refreshments were served, and they only revealed their faces when, and if, correctly identified. I remember hiding behind the stove for what seemed an eternity until a red devil was revealed to be my friend’s eldest sister. To this day I do not enjoy mime.


I wonder whether the Austen family, in their small community of Steventon, was visited by mummers. This tradition of dressing up in costume on holidays and visiting (begging) door to door dates back to the Middle Ages and includes Christmas wassailing.


“We are not daily beggars

That beg from door to door,

But we are neighbours’ children

Whom you have seen before.

Love and joy come to you,

And to you your wassail, too,

And God bless you, and send you

A Happy New Year,

And God send you a Happy New Year.”




HAPPY NEW YEAR

TO ALL AUSTEN AUTHORS’ READERS AND WRITERS

AT THIS TIME OF

HOPE AND RENEWAL

Wanted – A tall, dark man bearing gifts after midnight

~ by J. Marie Croft ~


In 1752 (23 years before Jane Austen’s birth) January 1 was officially designated as New Year’s Day in Britain, Ireland, and the British Empire – except for Scotland, which had already been celebrating on that particular day since the 1600s. Aye, the Scots have obviously known for a long time the best ways to let in the New Year. Scottish Hogmanay festivities begin at Christmas and continue through Twelfth Night.

So, the last hours of the Old Year in New Scotland (Nova Scotia) seem an appropriate occasion to write about Scotland’s Hogmanay celebration. With origins in pagan times, Hogmanay has been more important than Christmas; and its traditions include sweeping out the old year with a broom, fireball swinging, the burning of the clavie, singing Auld Lang Syne (which translates to ‘old long ago’) after the bells have rung, and first-footing.

The latter involves being the first to cross a friend’s or neighbour’s threshold after the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Day. The first-footer, usually bearing a bottle of whiskey, is believed to positively affect the household’s fortune for the coming year. Symbolic gifts of greenery and commodities such as shortbread (food), a lump of coal (heat), and salt (money) are given to the householder who, in turn, provides the guest with refreshments (an oatcake, black bun, or seed cake and tea or whiskey). In olden days, ale, nutmeg, and whiskey were mixed together in a copper pot. Known as a Het Pint, this mulled brew was offered to the first-footer, or ‘Lucky Bird’. This special visitor entered through the front door, was silent until he had put coal on or poked the home’s fire, and departed through the back door.

But, wait. Especially in some regions, there are certain qualifications in order to become a welcomed, luck-bringing first-footer. Women and fair-haired people usually do not qualify. Typically, a tall, dark, young, healthy, good-looking male is preferred.

This first-footing tradition, which originated long before Jane Austen’s time, was in practice not only in the northern countries but also throughout England in the 19th century. First-footing was of particular interest to me while writing Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge. In my book Darcy and Elizabeth settle in Northumberland, near the Scottish border.



Elizabeth was surprised to discover a number of her neighbours embraced customs of the Scottish Hogmanay celebration; and the first-footer to cross Northumbrella’s threshold after midnight was the tall, dark-haired Randall Candel. The young man was thrilled to have beaten other revelers to the punch and hoped he would, in reality, be the bringer of good fortune to the household. The Darcys received traditional gifts of coal, whiskey, shortbread, fruitcake, and salt; and, in turn, they provided their guests with an endless supply of food, drink, and revelry. The estate’s festivities carried on well into New Year’s Day, and the merrymakers unabashedly sang Auld Lang Syne until the song was done to a cow’s thumb and the cows came home.


The song, Auld Lang Syne, suggests we remember long-standing friendships. As we say good-bye to 2010, I’m feeling rather sentimental about the friendships formed through a mutual love of Jane Austen.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,

and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
and auld lang syne?

CHORUS:

For auld lang syne, my jo,

for auld lang syne,

we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,

for auld lang syne.

And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp!

and surely I’ll be mine!
And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We twa hae run about the braes,

and pu’d the gowans fine;
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary fit,
sin auld lang syne.

CHORUS

We twa hae paidl’d i’ the burn,

frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
sin auld lang syne.

CHORUS

And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere!

and gie’s a hand o’ thine!
And we’ll tak a right gude-willy waught,
for auld lang syne.

CHORUS

At the stroke of midnight, wherever you are, pop that champagne cork, give your sweetie a New Year’s kiss, make resolutions, propose a toast, sing Auld Lang Syne, and hope a tall, dark man will be the first to cross your threshold. Please remember to leave a comment. We’d love to know in what manner you’ll be celebrating tonight.




Jane Austen’s Characters’ New Years Resolutions

It’s almost New Year’s Day, and that means making New Year’s Resolutions. Have you made yours? If you have, is it one of the more common ones (lose weight, quit smoking or drinking, get out of debt, or get organized)? Perhaps you want to do something more (spend more quality time with family, read more, write more, save more, or simply enjoy life more). Or is it something you want to do less (complain less, spend less money, argue less with spouse, yell less at children)?
Instead of asking you what resolutions you have made, I thought we would look at some of the resolutions Jane Austen’s characters might have made. I’ve listed a few; but I also want to see what you can come up with. You may choose to write a resolution that comes from after the story Jane Austen penned (for example, after Elizabeth has married Darcy). But mine are all from the timeline of the stories.
(This is taking the place of Jane Austen Bumper Stickers this month. In January we’ll do Emma bumper stickers, as we had planned.)
Emma Woodhouse – “I resolve to no longer do any matchmaking… unless I am quite certain the couple is meant for each other… or they need a little help getting together… or there is no other way they will ever meet… or…”
Mr. Knightley – “I will no longer attempt to improve Emma’s behavior so she shall some day be the proper wife for me and Mistress of Donwell Abbey, because she will never think of me as anything but a brother!”
Elizabeth Bennet – “I resolve to never regret refusing Mr. Collins’ offer of marriage no matter how much my mother berates me, for a lady is certainly allowed to turn down one proposal in her lifetime without feeling as though she made a mistake.”
Mr. Darcy – “I resolve to adamantly, persistently, and unwaveringly talk Bingley out of his foolish feelings of affection for Miss Jane Bennet so that I can talk myself out of the same for Miss Elizabeth Bennet.”
Frederick Wentworth – “I resolve to put Anne Elliot out of my mind and heart – it’s been eight years! This year I mean it!”
Anne Elliot – “This year I will not be persuaded to give up thinking about Frederick Wentworth!”
Elinor Dashwood – “I resolve to be content being the only woman of sense in my household and not allow the others to sway me into being governed by my feelings.”
Marianne Dashwood – I resolve to never allow Elinor’s criticisms of my overt sensibilities to moderate my passion.”
Edward Ferrars – “I resolve to no longer fear my mother’s disapproval (or listen to those persistent nagging doubts I have) regarding my secret engagement with Lucy Steele and do the honourable thing by marrying her.”
Catherine Morland – “I resolve to never read another Gothic novel!”
Henry Tilney – “I resolve to curb my tendency for sarcastic teasing – especially when around young ladies.”
Edmund Bertram – “I resolve to do all I can this year to find a woman to love who would be suitable to be the wife of a clergyman.”
and finally…
Fanny Price – “I resolve to try to be more of a lively heroine so I won’t be looked upon as the dullest and least likable of Jane Austen’s characters.”
These are just a few. There are plenty of characters out there who need to make a New Year’s Resolution. Let’s hear them.
And have a very happy and safe New Year!

A Cape Cod Christmas


I’m feeling very well traveled at the moment. In the last ten days, I’ve driven from Wisconsin to Massachusetts, turned around and flown back, driven out to Massachusetts again the same day (it’s a long story!), and now have a few short days here before I get to – you guessed it – drive back home. It’s a good thing I like watching the scenery change!

This is the third year my family has come to Cape Cod for Christmas. It’s an important family tradition to all of us. Most people would think it’s an odd place to come during the middle of the winter, but I love it. It’s very quiet and has a small town feeling, and I can take long beach walks without meeting more than a few people.

My first Cape Cod Christmas, though, was fictional. It takes place in Morning Light, the soon to be published sequel to Pemberley by the Sea/The Man Who Loved Pride & Prejudice. The story is inspired by Persuasion and the heroine, Annie, ends up spending Christmas alone in a snowstorm. It’s a turning point for her, starting out lonely and sad, and developing a sense of her own strength and future as she reaches out to her neighbors.

Morning Light has turned out to be the book of coincidences for me. Parts of the book keep coming to life for me. In the book, Annie takes in a stray Chow Chow. A year after writing that, a stray Chow Chow ran into the road in front of me here. In another coincidence, Annie lives on a bluff in the town of West Falmouth, a place I hadn’t been for 20 years, and by a fluke, we now spend Christmas on the same bluff, about half a mile from where I’d imagined Annie’s house. On my first Christmas here, I faced a snowstorm and power outage, just like Annie, and ended up making the same cold trek into town that she did. There were also sad coincidences – in Morning Light, a minor character is diagnosed with renal cancer, so naturally I did a ton of research on it. A year later, my father was also diagnosed with renal cancer. I never did explain to his doctor why I had such an astonishing depth of knowledge on the subject, but it was certainly a help to me.

It’s strange how writing brings us to these new places, both good and bad. I wouldn’t give it up for anything.

Have you had experiences with fiction coming to life?

The Lord of Misrule

By Karen V. Wasylowski

It is Twelfth Night at Pemberley and Fitzwilliam Darcy and Colonel Richard Fitzwilliam are now older, married men, distinguished members of the aristocracy, both with wives and children. They remain close as brothers in their middle years, however with the old rivalries of their long association still alive and kicking. Richard has been chosen Lord of Misrule, a Medieval Custom where one person is selected to lead the revelries. His word is law and must be obeyed, often to other’s embarrassment…

Darcy and Fitzwilliam in “The Lord of Misrule”

“I see no reason why I must wear this hideous costume. It’s degrading. May I remind you this is my house, I am master here, Elizabeth! Certainly that alone should make me, of all people, exempt from such foolishness. And why is Fitzwilliam Lord of Misrule this year? Again! He’s always Lord of Misrule and all he does is drink too much, dance like a fool and give the children too much candy, then he plays terrible tricks on me, sneaks upstairs and goes to sleep while I must entertain the entire countryside in some preposterous costume. I mean I’m in a preposterous costume, not the entire countryside. Good heavens, the toes on these shoes curl up, Elizabeth! Who am I supposed to be, anyway?”

Elizabeth took a deep breath to calm her annoyance. Darcy had been carping and complaining like a child all evening; no, he was worse than a child. “For the third time you are Henry II and I am Eleanor of Aquitaine. If you like give me a quill and I can jot that on parchment for you.” She turned regally and left the room before his mind registered the insult.

“I remembered! Don’t think I did not remember, Elizabeth! I just dislike Henry II; I should prefer to be Henry V.”

“But I want to be Eleanor!” Her voice becoming shrill she spoke with the finality of hostess of Pemberley then closed the door on him. Of course he had to give in to her; house parties were far removed from his area of expertise. His experise was more in line with estate management, riding, hunting and playing fug football.

Just then there was a banging on their dressing room doors.

“Open up for the Lord of Misrule.”

“Go away you big ox.”

“Darcy, quit pouting, it’s unmanly. You’re behaving badly because I am Lord of Misrule again and you’re not.” Try as he might Fitzwilliam could not keep the taunting tone from his voice. Truth was, he did not try overly hard.

Darcy opened the door and stared at his cousin’s outlandish costume – a long, brown, woolen, sackcloth type robe with green garland around his neck and a wreath of holly about his head. “Gad, and don’t you look like a fat spruce. Dare I hope you are wearing something under that hideous cloak?”

“Oh be quiet. You’re still not Lord of Misrule and I am.” Fitzwilliam stuck out his foot to show his raggedy stockings. “Besides being unanimously selected by the family, I am older than you – it is my right.”

“Put that smelly thing down.

You have eight children and I have only three, that’s why you are chosen each year – and the only reason. You breed like a stoat and then bribe your offspring in a most disgraceful manner to vote for you. You bribe your own children, Fitzwilliam. Have you no shame?” Darcy shook his head in disgust, making a tsking sound as he did so.

“No, what’s your point?”

Darcy grunted.

“Well, what have you planned for this evening?”

“Nothing too strenuous for you this year, brat. Love the crown by the way. Who are you supposed to be this evening, Catherine of Aragon? Honest mistake – sorry. No need to get into a snit. All right, tonight we shall eat and dance and then drink and dance, the usual Saturnalia celebration. Then at midnight I will sacrifice my body and take my good wife up to bed but you must remain and entertain your neighbors and the boring town officials until they drop over.

That is my decree.”

“That cannot be all, surely. No inappropriately bawdy play this year? No humiliating feats of strength? No embarrassing solo singing?”

“Darcy, my dear friend, I find it not as much fun to taunt you as it was when we were younger, strange as that may sound to your jaded ears. I have mellowed with maturity, my friend. I find it astounding that the older we are becoming the more I admire you Darcy – tremendously really – and have no need any longer for engaging in such childish behavior.”

They stared quietly at each other for several moments.

“Your wife has forbidden you to humiliate me this year, hasn’t she?”

“Stopped all my plans cold, let go the men I hired to dress up as women to grope and kiss you and removed the nails I had placed on your chair.”

“I grow to love that woman more and more each year.”

“As do I.” Grabbing a handful of cookies from a tray, Fitzwilliam resettled his crown of holly. “Feeling better, cousin?”

“Infinitely.

Merry Christmas, Fitz.”

“Merry Christmas yourself, Darcy.

Now see here, I’ve stolen some pepper from cook – let’s go down and have a go at Bingley’s hot wassail.”

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