50 Shades of Frederick
50 Shade of Navy, The Secret Life of Wentworth and His Lady
Frederick called up to his wife, “Anne dear, would you come and help me?”
The black silk scarf he twined through his fingers weighed nothing. As it passed over the back of his hand it did nothing more than gently tug at the hairs thereon. Its role to play in the evening’s entertainment was—
“Yes, Frederick, what do you wish of me?” Anne descended the stairs, her eyes sparkling with candlelight and infinite trust.
He put out his hand and took hers, bringing her to the bottom of the stairway. “I have a great surprise for you.” He turned her around and in an instant, the silk scarf covered her eyes.
Her husband was always playing tricks on her, and Anne was used to being suddenly caught in his exciting and mysterious games. He pushed her hands away from the scarf when she tried to pull it from her eyes.
“Naughty, naughty, my dear. You must do as you are told in order to get your treat.” He tied the scarf just a fraction tighter, and quickly spun her to face him.
He was so close, their bodies pressed together— “Frederick, I must see to the children—”
Anne could barely hear Frederick whisper in her ear, “The children are gone. We are alone in the house.” His breath tickled the wisps of hair worked loose from her pins.
Being alone with her husband was a rare treat indeed, and one that she had come to treasure.
He turned her again, taking her wrists in his large hands, and began to guide her away from the stairs.
The suddenness of his attack, the anticipation of his “treat,” and the fear of being so utterly out of control left her confused as to where in the house they were headed.
Frederick kept hold of her wrists behind her back and snaked his other arm about her waist to steer her as he liked. Anne ever so slightly pulled her arms away from his grasp and he tightened his hold. The pressure on her shoulders and wrists was now becoming uncomfortable. “You must obey to get your surprise, Annie.” Having no vision, his voice came from everywhere around her.
She did not know if they had moved to the right or to the left of the stairs. Were they going to the dining room? Or to the library? The library offered warmth and intimacy. There was the elderly red leather desk chair with wooden arms worn smooth from years of hands grasping them. There was the hand-rubbed rosewood expanse of Frederick’s desk dominating the room to consider. The thick Karastan rug they bought before leaving Bath was before the hearth and it was a place on which they had taken refuge from the troubles of the world before. The dining room also offered many possibilities—
Frederick’s arm across her waist pulled her to a stop and pressed her against his chest. Her warm breath returned to her and Anne knew she stood before the door of whichever room he had chosen for the night.
She was bursting with anticipation and wished Frederick would stop playing his games, and get on with the evening’s amusements.
“I want you to know, from here on out, everything that is done is for you alone.” His voice was low and a bit ragged. Did he anticipate as well…
Simultaneously the scarf loosened and the door handle clicked to open—
“Surprise! Happy birthday, sister! Aunt! Dear friend!”
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No, this isn’t a book launch. And I’m sure some of you are thinking “what the … ” or that I chickened out somehow. I purposely chose the title and worked up the cover art to lead you to believe one thing when I meant something completely different. Writers do it all the time and I just wanted to emphasize how things in the Fan Fiction world are all abuzz with talk of the erotic epic, 50 Shades of Grey. It’s appropriate to write about since it began it’s online life as Master of the Universe, a Twilight fan fic piece. For any of you that are offended by this shot at the dark side of Fan Fiction, I apologize. I’m not trying to be controversial for controversy’s sake. I’m just trying to show that it’s easy to take these beloved characters to places Jane never fathomed.
50 Shades of Navy could be a big hit, I think. But really, I cannot, with a straight face, write scenes of Frederick lashing Anne to various objects around the house, physically tormenting her, and then wiping her tears with kisses. Or, in the spirit of equality, make Anne the Mistress of the Whip.
Will I ever take the Wentworths down the sadomasochistic road? Nah.
There’s too much to research. Frederick would want to show off by tying esoteric knots from romantic foreign ports. I’m not inclined to dig around to find any for him. And Anne, being a gentleman’s daughter, would demand real Cordovan leather straps and sterling silver implements. You start Googling the wrong things and those questionable search words follow you around for life. The Internet is forever after all.
Then there’s my granddaughter. “Read me a story, Gramma,” she’d ask. “One of the ones like you write.” When she gets into school, I’m certain some smart alecky kindergartner would love to show her websites that by that time have outed me and connected me with erotica. “Gramma, what’s erotica?” is not a question I’m prepared to answer. Now or ever.
I don’t believe in ghosts, and I don’t worry about Jane Austen haunting me if I debauch her characters. But I do believe there are places in the human psyche I’m going to leave unexplored.
Take care–Susan Kaye
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Old and New
Hi friends,
Well, the stress of figuring out what College we’re sending my oldest to is finally over (We went with RIT) and I can get on to other topics. Hoorah! So let’s talk about some old and new things.
I remember this. I’m almost embarrassed to admit it, but I recently found myself rediscovering fan fiction. And, in the interest of honesty, I have to say not specifically Jane Austen fan fiction. What I had forgotten is that while there is some really dreadful (and sometimes accidentally funny) work out there, there’s also a fair amount of gems; Stories with great characterization or plot twists. I’m rediscovering the fun of reading 18 different stories simultaneously. (Okay, ‘fun’ might not be the right word, but you get what I mean.) And stalking for updates- Wee! It’s all stuff I’ve done before, but not recently, and I am surprised at how much I’ve been enjoying it.
It’s a Beast! I said this post was about old and new. Here’s the new: what does every cool mom/writer need? Yes, a new computer! I’m very happy and a bit nervous. (Story of my life) The new computer, which is named The Beast, is an AsusG75VW-AS71. What does that mean? It means it’s a big laptop (17″) with a huge hard drive (750 GB) and a vast amount of ram (16G!) and a smoking graphics card (Nvidia 660). According to the people who know (my husband and sons) these are all excellent things. Do I need such a beast for writing? No, I don’t. Nope. Not even a little bit. Got to be honest here. But for gaming, oh honey! And is Diablo III coming out on Tuesday? Why, yes, yes it is. Funny that. Continue reading
The Truth About How I Met Mr. Darcy
Today, I’m cheating. My designated day to blog at AuAu snuck up on me while I was neck deep in preparations for my daughter’s First Holy Communion, functions related to it, Teacher Appreciation Week, my niece’s 1st birthday, homework, and continuously redirecting a head-strong child covered in poison ivy who did not want to cooperate and do any of it this week.
Rather than throw something together at the last minute, my post today is one that recently appeared on Darcyholic Diversions, a blog belonging to fellow Austenesque author and friend, Barbara Tiller-Cole. For those of you who may not be familiar with her site, it’s a great place to congregate and – what else – talk about our admiration of Mr. Darcy. I had the pleasure of being Barbara’s guest over the weekend, and she was a fantastic hostess!
I first met Fitzwilliam Darcy on a rainy Saturday afternoon when I was in my early twenties. While he did, as a matter of fact, happen to sport a wet shirt for a brief moment that day, the sheer lawn of the fabric against Colin Firth’s chest wasn’t what sparked my initial attraction to the master of Pemberley. Sure, he was certainly easy on the eyes, but there is so much more to Jane Austen’s most beloved hero than his tall stature or his purported ten-thousand-a-year. Have you ever heard the old adage, still waters run deep? Well, that’s pretty much it in a nutshell, at least for me.
There’s no denying that Mr. Darcy is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome, but he’s also careful, quiet, methodical, and complex; certainly not the type of man who acts on impulse or throws caution to the wind. Elizabeth Bennet, however, with her fine eyes, her rapier wit, and her vivacity, took him completely by surprise. Needless to say, the master of Pemberley didn’t like it one bit!
It’s always been so easy for me to imagine Mr. Darcy putting forth what must have amounted to an incredible amount of effort to resist the lure of Elizabeth Bennet’s intelligence and playful nature, to say nothing of her light and pleasing figure. When all of his carefully orchestrated resistance unravels as he paces the sitting room floor of the Hunsford parsonage, I can’t help but rejoice. Mr. Darcy, with his careful mask of indifference and his practiced reserve, has come completely undone!
Elizabeth Bennet called his arrogance and presumption insufferable, and maybe they were; but this is Mr. Darcy we’re talking about, and I can’t help but look at it a little bit like this: Even though the woman he loves refuses him, accuses him, and turns the tables on him after his [insulting] proposal; even though his fury with her is acute and his indignance great, Mr. Darcy’s admiration and affection for Elizabeth doesn’t wane over time. He becomes introspective, decides not to take her harsh chastisement for granted, and actually sets out to change his ways. Even though he believes it unlikely he’ll cross paths with her again, Mr. Darcy still strives to become a man who Elizabeth would be proud to know; a man who she might have, at one time, even come to admire.
Can you imagine the effort it must have taken such a man as Fitzwilliam Darcy, not only to overlook Elizabeth’s ill-opinion of him while nursing a broken heart, but to also put his pride and prejudice aside and take it upon himself to search for Lydia Bennet after she had run away from Brighton with Mr. Wickham, a man Mr. Darcy loathed more than any other?
In my opinion, it doesn’t get much better than Mr. Darcy of Pemberley, Derbyshire. I guess, after all is said and done, my fate is sealed. Yes, I’m a Darcyholic, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it!
And now a tasty little morsel to snack on. The following passage is another brief excerpt from my current work-in-progress. I should point out that the working title (A Means of Removing All Doubt) has recently been changed to In Doubt of Mr. Darcy. I’m trying to finish it up as fast as I can (so you’ll have another shiny, new cover to look at), but sometimes certain characters we all know and love have other ideas. Maybe someday I’ll get them all to behave all the time, but that’s not very likely, is it? Until then, I’ll continue to let them lead me wherever they insist I go. Enjoy!
Excerpt, In Doubt of Mr. Darcy, Chapter Fourteen
With one last, teasing look, Elizabeth curtsied and took her leave without uttering another word.
Darcy watched her go, his heart lighter than it had been in ages. His eyes studied her graceful movements. The natural sway of her hips as she negotiated a path through the throng of people gathered in Bingley’s drawing room made his pulse quicken. A footman stepped forward and pulled the door open and the alluring beauty was gone. Good God, Darcy thought, but I am a fortunate man!
The sound of a throat being cleared just behind him drew his attention to William Ellis. “She is not a classic beauty like her eldest sister,” Ellis said softly, “but she is very pretty in her own right; at least I have always thought so.”
“Mr. Ellis,” Darcy muttered stiffly, unable to repress a frown, “I did not hear your approach.”
“I suspect that is because you were distracted, Mr. Darcy. It is a simple enough affliction; one we are all destined to suffer sooner or later. In this case, however, I strongly suggest you find another distraction to occupy your time, sir. She is not for you.”
Darcy’s irritation with the man increased ten-fold. “Mr. Ellis, I realise you care for Miss Bennet, but I must insist that you refrain from involving yourself in my personal affairs. This is hardly a matter that concerns you.”
Ellis’ expression hardened. “Do you imagine me blind,” he said lowly, “to the looks you have bestowed upon Miss Elizabeth in weeks past and again tonight during supper, or to her reaction to them? I do not know what game you are playing, but I am not a simpleton. I promise you, my affection for the lady and her family is of long standing. I will not tolerate you trifling with her, or smearing the Bennets’ good name in order to sate your appetite for carnal pleasure.”
“You are out of line,” Darcy growled. “I have never trifled with any lady, sir, and I resent your implication.”
“As I resent you, Mr. Darcy, for ever returning to Hertfordshire. She does not need her heart broken a second time!”
“A second time?” Darcy parroted sharply before recalling himself and glancing about the room. To his embarrassment, several of Bingley’s guests had turned their heads in curiosity, their necks straining to see beyond those of their neighbours. Darcy noticed Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner amongst them, identical expressions of concern upon their faces as their eyes met his.
“Perhaps we ought to continue our discussion elsewhere,” Ellis said with forced congeniality, inclining his head to the room in general. “Surely, we need not include the rest of Mr. Bingley’s party in our…discourse.”
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Susan






















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